tombraidergifs:

theclosingtime:

littlefingersbitch:

birkinsmith:

tankasaurus:

hey-giffy:

beesmygod:

megasonger:

doctormettic:

You play as a piece of paper and you team up with other pieces of papers to go and fight other pieces of paper on elementary school art dioramas so you can save another piece of paper and oddly enough you do this by collecting rocks

a dirty hobo gets lost in the jungle and eats animals off the ground

0/10

man gets lost in seaside town and refuses to ask for directions

you spend the whole game exploring an island but it turns out you’re actually in a coma the whole time.

Collect hats by playing the same game for hours on end.

You’re a cliched first day on the job cop and, through a serise of improbable events, end up stranded in a town full of zombies where everyone directly responsible for the atrocity is eaither convieniently still alive or leaving their incriminating diaries about to tell you how it ended up this way.

You run about an island looking for non-metallic sheets of fakemetal to make keys with whilst wearing jeans that come up to your tits, then you are pursued by a batshit insane crossdresser all the way to snowland where the crossdresser’s sister gets her hentai tentacles out and ruins everyone’s day. Also, somebody didn’t finish their soup.

You hit your head and lost your memory, everybody tells you you killed your long-time mentor but you have an excuse, because he tried to kill you too yonks ago. To find the truth on whodunnit you talk to prostitutes, loser cafe owners, plant-men, shoot guards in the Louvre (THAT Louvre), only to find out the developer went bankrupt so there won’t be any continuation of your adventure so fuck you.

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acousticlushness:

Today at work, I wore this pretty form-fitting outfit because well… because I can. And a woman, probably in her mid to late 30s asks me… “Can I ask you a question without purposely trying to offend you?” Of course I said she could and then she asks me… “Do you feel comfortable in what you’re wearing?” and I kind of confusedly answered that I did feel comfortable in what I was wearing. She then asked “Even though it’s extremely… form-fitting?” And I said “Especially because it’s form fitting.” She then told me that she thought I looked beautiful but asked how I was so comfortable, as a full-figured woman, wearing something tight. And I simply answered “Because I love my body. I love my shape. I love who I am. It took me a long time to be okay with what kind of body I have but now I love it and if I choose to change it, I can. If I don’t choose to, then I won’t. Sure, I have things I don’t like about myself but overall I can’t say I’m disappointed in the way I look or feel in the clothes I choose to wear.”

She then called me her “She-Hero” and bought an outfit just like the one I was wearing.

This is why I love my job.

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1 week ago  /  50,874 notes  /  Source: acousticlushness

fitforthesmokies:

eat-pure:

found here

HEALTHY GRILLING MARINADES

 

1. Mediterranean

• 2 Tbsp olive oil
• 2 Tbsp lemon juice
• 3 Tbsp dried rosemary
• 2 Tbsp ground cumin
• 2 Tbsp ground coriander
• 1 Tbsp dried oregano
• 1/2 Tsp sea salt
• 2 Tsp cinnamon

Mix all ingredients in a bowl. For every 1 lb. Boneless or 2 lb. meat with bone, add 2 tablespoons of the Mediterranean mixture. Makes 1/3 cup. Let it store for 24 hours—or at least 10 minutes for quicker serving.

 

2. Southwest

• 2 Tbsp olive oil
• 2 Tbsp lime juice
• 2 Tbsp chili powder
• 2 Tsp ground cumin
• 1 Tbsp garlic powder
• 2 Tbsp paprika
• 1 Tsp black pepper
• 1 Tsp crushed red pepper
• 1 Tbsp ground coriander
• 1 Tsp cayenne pepper
• 1 Tbsp salt
• 1 Tbsp dried oregano

Mix into lime juice and olive oil and start rubbing down.

 

3. Oil and Vinegar

• 2 Tbsp canola oil
• 2 Tbsp balsamic vinegar
• 1/2 Tsp fresh crushed rosemary

 

4. Jerk Spice

• 2 Tbsp canola oil
• 2 Tbsp white wine vinegar
• 2 Tbsp dried minced onion
• 2 1/2 Tsp dried thyme
• 2 Tsp ground allspice
• 2 Tsp ground black pepper
• 1/2 Tsp ground cinnamon
• 1/2 Tsp cayenne pepper
• 1/2 Tsp salt
• 2 Tbsp vegetable oil

 

5. Hot Hot Hot

• 2 Tbsp olive or canola oil
• 2 Tsp Tabasco sauce
• 1/2 Tsp curry powder

Exactly the post I need.

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2 weeks ago  /  1,279 notes  /  Source: ohmyhealthyfood